So isses

[Goldstar]

Not strictly relavent but amusing



The Vincent rider: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, gives policy and personal advice to God.

The Norton Rider: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, equal in power to a locomotive, just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the weather is good and the sea is calm, Talks to God.

The Triumph Rider: Leaps short buildings with a running start, and favourable winds, is almost as powerful as a locomotive, chases speeding bullets, walks on the water of an indoor swimming pool, talks to God if a special request is approved.

The BSA Rider: Can clear the garden shed with a running start and a ramp, recognises locomotives immediately, is allowed to hold a bullet, can tread water, can talk to Gods secretary if special request is approved.

The Velocette Rider: Runs into buildings, recognises locomotives two out of three times, is not used to ammunition, can stay atop of the water if properly supplied with floats.

The Ariel Rider: Falls over the doorstep on entering buildings, has a toy train set, plays with pop guns, can talk to walls.

The AJS rider: Cannot make it as far as the building, says "look at the choo choo", wets himself with a water pistol, plays in mud puddles with his floaties on, mumbles to himself, thinks he is God.

[jan]

The AJS rider: Cannot make it as far as the building, says "look at the choo choo", wets himself with a water pistol, plays in mud puddles with his floaties on, mumbles to himself, thinks he is God.

Man muss sich den AJS-Fahrer im Prinzip also als glücklichen Menschen vorstellen.

The Matchless rider: Does not mess about with buildings, rides a locomotive, does not need any weapons (because he is one), doesn´t have to walk over water (takes a plane... ), because he´s an atheist...