warum lieber Motorradfahrn

[Ralph G.Wilhelm]

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old
one is really worn.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.

New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.

If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.

You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize
before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

When you're done riding your motorcycle you can just get off it.

You don't have to take your motorcycle to dinner to get a ride on it.

You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain about
the cold.

You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.

Your motorcycle won't ask where you've been in your car.

Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where you
got it from.

Your motorcycle won't sniff suspiciously at the petrol fumes when you've
been riding another motorcycle.

Motorcycles don't complain if they're insufficiently lubricated, they just
don't go quite as fast.

When you finish riding your motorcycle you feel like getting on again
straight afterwards.

You can drop your motorcycle and pick it right up again.

If the seat doesn't match your preferences you can get a custom one
reasonable cheaply.

Having a really loud motorcycle can be good.

Having an oversized motorcycle can be good.

You can ride your motorcycle in public.

You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.

Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.

Motorcycles don't mind you leaving them with other strange motorcycles.

Motorcycles like riding in groups.

Motorcycles like racing. The one who gets there first IS the winner.

It is always good when you're with your motorcycle.

Motorcycles don't need commitment, they just need petrol.

If your motorcycle dies, you can just get a new one.

If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your mate's.

If you see a girl riding a motorcycle you don't have to worry

Your motorcycle takes a bit longer to cool down.

You only need to ride your motorcycle in one position

Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.

Motorcycles are recyclable and ozone friendly.

Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers.

Riding strange motorcycles without coverage is perfectly safe.

When you fart on your Motorcycle, it doesn't care.

The darkies a Motorcycle leaves behind always smell great.

A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on.

A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.

Motorcycles never have headaches.

Motorcycles are never too tired to ride (unless you have Jap crap.)

Motorcycles don't kick you outta bed when it's time to wake up.

Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.

When your Motorcycle hiccups, you REALLY ARE concerned.

When you goose your Motorcycle, it wheelies.

When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it.

Motorcycles are cheap to keep (unless you have a Ducati).

Motorcyles always pump that adrenaline, even on a bad day.

Motorcyles don't ask you to cook dinner.

Two can ride a motorcycle in public and people don't stare.

You don't have to prove to your motorcycle that you like your motorcycle.

Motorcycles always trust you - no matter what.

You don't mind if others love your motorcycle, too.

You don't mind if others want to ride your motorcycle.

Motorcycles don't smell bad when they get dirty.

You don't have to pay alimony/child support to your ex-motorcycle.

Motorcycles improve when you bore 'em and stroke'em.!

When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.

Motorcycles only try to kill you while you're awake.

[Psycho-Ed]

....aber selbst die beste T120TT...Hurricane...Goldstar....Commando "S"....
kann nicht so gut kochen wie meine Frau....

[Martin]

....aber selbst die beste T120TT...Hurricane...Goldstar....Commando "S"....
kann nicht so gut kochen wie meine Frau....

Schon mal was von Bohnen aus der Dose gehört... Manchmal muss man halt dem schnöden Luxu entsagen

[Psycho-Ed]

Nee....oh mannooh....in meinem Alter spielt der kulinarische Genuss doch
"die klasssiche Substitution-Rolle"
Ohne gutes "Essen " geht nix.....".mehr...
Old men ...... old iron

[Martin]

Jaja.. Essen ist der Sex des Alters...

[Ralph G.Wilhelm]

NaJa, wenn ich Dich so angucke, scheint Dir auch ganz gut zu schmecken

[Psycho-Ed]

Hey...hey...
...auf den Treffen sind "wir Alten" doch immer gern gesehen...
Im Forum "wagen die jungen Bengels" dann das "coming-aut...."
ICH FAHR EUCH ALLE AUF "DEM TT-COURSE" IN GRUND UND BODEN....
harhar...hat was von Kneipe....aber dafür ist ein Forum doch da..

[Martin]

NaJa, wenn ich Dich so angucke, scheint Dir auch ganz gut zu schmecken

Ich habe übrigens seit dieser Minute einen Freund weniger

[Psycho-Ed]

Ich sach maaaaal.:::

"Kinder-Geburtstach..." Sind wir hier "Mitte 20 oder 30"????

Naja... : Back to "topic" : Wer fährt denn hier wirklich mal schnell.....???



Gut` Nacht.

[T140E]

NaJa, wenn ich Dich so angucke, scheint Dir auch ganz gut zu schmecken

Ich habe übrigens seit dieser Minute einen Freund weniger

Dann hast Du ja gar keinen mehr !

(liebe Forumsteilnehmer, die noch nicht so lange hier rumstöbern, nehmt diese Aussage nicht ernst !)

Da mach ich mir aber Sorgen um das Weiterbestehen von "Tridentology" (hihi), Deiner erfundenen Glaubensgemeinschaft an das ewige Weiterleben der T150 im Diesseits...

Wir haben übrigens den Film vom 1st Triple Run auf 16:9 gesehen.
Ralph hat recht !!!

Und zum Beitrag als solchem:
Ralph, Du bist ein Filou (unn känn Friseer!) ...

[Ralph G.Wilhelm]

Glaubensgemeinschaft ...find ich gut

Jesus fuhr mit Triumph gen Himmel, obs ne Trident war ist nicht überliefert

[Martin]

NaJa, wenn ich Dich so angucke, scheint Dir auch ganz gut zu schmecken

Ich habe übrigens seit dieser Minute einen Freund weniger

Dann hast Du ja gar keinen mehr !

(liebe Forumsteilnehmer, die noch nicht so lange hier rumstöbern, nehmt diese Aussage nicht ernst !)

Da mach ich mir aber Sorgen um das Weiterbestehen von "Tridentology" (hihi), Deiner erfundenen Glaubensgemeinschaft an das ewige Weiterleben der T150 im Diesseits...

Wir haben übrigens den Film vom 1st Triple Run auf 16:9 gesehen.
Ralph hat recht !!!

Und zum Beitrag als solchem:
Ralph, Du bist ein Filou (unn känn Friseer!) ...

Sieh mal zu, dass der Film baldigst in meinem Briefkasten aufschlägt

[Psycho-Ed]

Mensch Jungs......

kaum is` man mal `ne Woche wech.....läuft hier alles aus dem Ruder...
Der Martin stellt Photos von "zerplatzten T 100 Wurbelhäusern" ein.....
..der Jan "abgerissene" Wurbelkellen-Stümpfe von Aijais....mann..mann..
und ihr macht euch Gedanken, dasz unser Kinda "kein Bock" auf den "junk"
haben......
Ich (..jaja..ich weiss.....Photoooos.... )..fahre und jage die ganze KTM- "Waradehrow", "Wie-Max" und R 1150/1200 blabla-Mischpoooke einfach nur über die Pässe...GEHT DOCH ..!!!!!!!!
Und in Kairo muss man sich mit `ner `65 Bonnie von "ECHTEN GLOBETROTTE(L)rN dann die Frage gefallen lassen " :..Ey...Aldaa....bissu mit der ollen Umph WIRKLICH aus Hamburch hierher gefaahn`...??" GGGRRRRR

[T140E]

Wir haben übrigens den Film vom 1st Triple Run auf 16:9 gesehen.
Ralph hat recht !!!

Sieh mal zu, dass der Film baldigst in meinem Briefkasten aufschlägt

Sieh da, der Herr ist wachgeworden... ganz der Alte... wie im Film, den Du noch nicht gesehen hast (grins).
Mal wieder zu lange im TMOC-Forum auf Antworten gewartet
Ich hab' den herzzerreißenden Brief an Ralph wegen meinem Sch... Job usw. noch nicht fertig.

Hi Ed, schau in meinen Bilderkasten, das gibt's keine polierten Einkäufe oder zerwurbelte Stumpfgehäuse - nur schöne Erinnerungen an mein zuweilen Hobby !

[Psycho-Ed]

@: ...und ich werde jetzt doch (..nach laaanger Überlegungsphase...!!!)
die Aussage mal "richtig stellen"...: Das "E" in Deiner Motor./
-Rahmen.-( wie auch immer).. Nummer bedeutet :
taaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaahhhhh:



Vorhang auf :
"NICHT" : Einlass-Kanäle in Parallel-Konfiguration......
........es bedeutet auch....
"NICHT" : "Electronic-Ignition"....

es bedeutet:

nicht mehr ......und auch nicht weniger....

ALS :

"E" mission-control.....Abgas-Kontrolliert...!!!!

Ein "Kind" der geisteskranken US-Gestetzgebung.



Sei nicht traurig......

"Hast`halt nur" `ne "E"......is` aber (offieziell ) auch eine

TRIUMPH


All the best......