Grundsätzliches zu LUCAS

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Grundsätzliches zu LUCAS

Beitragvon Martin » Freitag 10. Oktober 2008, 19:26

A Treatise on the Importance of Smoke
by Joseph Lucas


Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral manifestation known as "smoke". Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work. We know this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of an electrical circuit, it stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through empirical testing. For example, if one places a copper bar across the terminals of a battery, prodigious quantities of smoke are liberated and the battery shortly ceases to function. In addition, if one observes smoke escaping from an electrical component such as a Lucas voltage regulator, it will also be observed that the component no longer functions. The logic is elementary and inescapable!

The function of the wiring harness is to conduct the smoke from one device to another. When the wiring springs a leak and lets all the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterward.

Starter motors were considered unsuitable for British motorcycles for some time largely because they consumed large quantities of
smoke, requiring very unsightly large wires.

It has been reported that Lucas electrical components are possibly more prone to electrical leakage than their Bosch, Japanese or American counterparts. Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British, and all things British leak. British engines leak oil, British shock absorbers, hydraulic forks and disk brake systems leak fluid, British tires leak air and British Intelligence leaks national defence secrets. Therefore, it follows that British electrical systems must leak smoke. Once again, the logic is clear and inescapable.

In conclusion, the basic concept of transmission of electrical energy in the form of smoke provides a logical explanation of the mysteries of electrical components - especially British units manufactured by Joseph Lucas, Ltd.


"A gentleman does not motor about after dark."

Joseph Lucas (1842 - 1903)
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Beitragvon Jürgen Hackbarth » Donnerstag 22. Januar 2009, 20:20

toll! :o
später dann hat man den joseph wohl nicht mehr ernst genommen und, gentleman hin oder her, die endlose "versuchsreihe" begonnen, herr der finsternis zu werden.
hier ein interessanter link:
http\\mypress.org\garage\Land Rover Manuals\Lucas_Catalogue_of_Fine_Parts-1953.pdf
gruss jürgen
(falls der link nicht klappt, dann mail ich gern die pdf.)
places to go, things to do, people to meet !
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Re: Grundsätzliches zu LUCAS

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